Top o’ the morning to ya, big fella
If you read the cover of Cosmo while you’re standing in line at the drug store or the supermarket, you know the magazine is famous for the cheeky, which is not to say that they’re obsessed with butt size, headlines that appear on its cover. Here’s one memorable example:
How Could He Have Left Me for That Brainless Sex Kitten?
It’s really hard to see how we could improve on that one, but we tried.
Here from the home office in Horseleap, County Offaly, the official irishphiladelphia.com Top 10 Irish Coverlines Cosmo Never Wrote:
- The 48-Hour Guinness Cleanse—It Really, Really Works!
- How to Get Him to Stop Calling You “Spud”
- Fashion Alert: Do I Look Fat in This Kilt?
- 13 Kinky Irish Dance Moves
- When a Guy Wears Curly Irish Dance Wigs: He Can Be Helped
- Enya: I Have a Thong in My Heart
- Boxty in the Boudoir: Betcha Didn’t Know Potatoes Were Aphrodisiacs!
- When Irish Eyes Are Leering
- Seduce Me, I’m Irish!
- 9 Fiddle Tunes that Will Drive Him Crazy!
